qozxe:

if i stay in bed i’ll be warm

if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm

but the distance between the bed and the shower

no

that is not warm

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ruinedchildhood superstreetfighter2turbohdremix

bombing:

just saw a post accusing Obama of working for the government

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relahvant:

i don’t understand how there are people who don’t listen to music ever like

are you people okay??????

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jailor:

I was talking to this guy and he said to me “I’m a vet” like a veteran and I didn’t understand and then I replied with “omg i love animals”

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Artist: UnknownPerfume
Title: UnknownSpending all my time
Album: UnknownSpending all my time
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catholicnun:

i want to talk to you but im ugly

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oomshi:

catch me in Grand Theft Auto watering plants & helping the elderly

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relatable post

softvillage:

when you drain the water from the bathtub and it makes the scary tornado

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ALRIGHT SO BASICALLY…

lighful:

my great grandmother died from ALS and im getting really emotional about it lately so I will donate 10 cents for every note i get on this post!!!! I will also try and think of a clever way to dump ice on my head for a good laugh after i donate some!!

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things that have no chill

torobabe:

-me

-automatic toilets

-people who clap when the plane lands

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